if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
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'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
