I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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