I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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