Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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