True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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