I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Buhtt sex?
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Randomize
