like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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