normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
You took a bar mat shot.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
You are a genius and a whore.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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