I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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