I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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