North Korea, Best Korea!
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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