I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
It's shark week go big or go home
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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