worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Is this like a preordered booty call?
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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