NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
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