Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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