Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
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