he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Randomize
