the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I just forgot I was standing up.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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