dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
Randomize
