Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
so let's talk penis.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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