ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
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