I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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