Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
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