Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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