hell yes lets make some ravioli
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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