You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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