I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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