Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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