You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy�
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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