so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
drinking out of a sandbucket again
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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