scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
He better not be in your backpack
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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