i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
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