Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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