Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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