I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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