I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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