Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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