so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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