just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
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