at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
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