no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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