He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Randomize
