yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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