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Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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