I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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