You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
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