She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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