I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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