He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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