last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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